The two greatest dance songs of all time are from such vastly different eras it makes me wonder about my taste in music (but not much)- “In The Mood” by Glenn Miller and “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson. If it ain’t got rhythm it ain’t music and it ain’t poetry – hell, I bop in my seat at the symphony! (I’ll give it a 75 Dick – it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it!)

If a motor vehicle comes with a roll bar as standard equipment, shouldn’t you be thinking long and hard about why?

My husband was watching our new little boy kitty chase his tail….
Husband: It must be nice to have a toy attached to your body
Me: Don’t all men?

It took him 2 beats to get it…