Last night we were watching tv and a commercial came on, and even tho we had it on mute I knew what the guy was saying and I commented, mostly to myself –

“Someone should shoot him with a gun”
“Or they could shoot him with a bow and arrow or shoot him with a blow gun but they couldn’t shoot him with an axe, that would be something else”

I turned to my husband and said “I think my brain is a little twisted”

He replied “A little??”

I keep up a running commentary, sotto voce, on everything going on around me and occasionally when I listen to myself I either crack myself up or doubt my sanity.